Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the fucks going on
I laughed so hard no sound came out
Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.
I’m laughing so fucking hard
good to know my college is finally cracking down
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
I DIDN’T MEAN IT